Leanne: HUGE ANT!!!
Jacob: What?
Leanne: THERE’S A HUGE ANT ON THE DRYER!!! IT’S LIKE THE SIZE OF A BEE!
Jacob: Geez
Leanne: I TRIED KILLING IT, BUT IT’S MOVING TOO FAST! IF I GO BACK IN THERE HE MIGHT EAT ME!
Jacob: Or worse…
Leanne: RAPE?!?
Jacob: Ant rape… good lord
Leanne: [still hysterical] AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will you stand next to me while I fold clothes?
I hate ants.
wait! i thought you were bug safe zone? a no squash take them back out to their habitat and return them to their family zone? am i alone?
[...] Jacob and I have had huge, major fights in the last three months. Fights that end with “I’m not happy. I want something else. Are we even on the same page?” These are scary questions to ask your spouse. S-C-A-R-Y. Without further disclosure of our personal crap, I will just say that our marriage took a hit. Divorce is not an option. Neither is living forever unhappy. What we have concluded is that we need LIFE in our lives. We’ve got to do things we like doing, even if they don’t fit into “motherhood” and “fatherhood.” For example, I like music. So instead of folding the laundry this morning, I cranked up The Doors and rocked out with Poppy in front of the sub woofer. The laundry still sits in the dryer I think. [I'm kinda afraid to go in the laundry room ever again]. [...]