Jacob woke up sick last night, which means the GERMS are here! He’s definitely got some kind of stomach bug/flu/H1N1 panic! panic! panic!
I kid you. Just like I didn’t believe Y2K would wipe out the entire planet, I also don’t believe this flu season will wipe out humanity as we know it. Just in case though, I did stack up on distilled water, one hundred cans of beans, more D batteries than you can imagine, and a few assorted automatic weapons. I don’t want the swine flu ZOMBIES coming into my house to feast upon our rotting flesh after we become comatose from exposure to H1N1 through contact with the hundreds of diseased, decomposing bodies filling the streets below us.
Thank you, Jesus for Lysol disinfectant wipes. Amen.
Ryan had H1N1 and lived to tell about. Also, Jamison, The Lillard family and I didn’t even get it and we were all exposed.
Lysol disinfectant wipes are true heros! I pray you all make it out alive!
The only people who need to worry in the slightest are the super-young, the super-old, and those with compromised immune systems. For the rest of us just stay home, drink lots of water, have chicken soup and report back in a few days.
I get everything except the canned beans. I think those will kill you before swine flu!
well….if it’s coming out anyways, might as well use the beans to speed it up a bit….
Hooray! My Google Ads are now listing “Bird Flu Kits!” Hahahaha.