Comments on: Things We’ve Decided I Can Never Be

By: Melissa

Melissa — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:25:15 +0000

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By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:29:10 +0000

I love reading your posts.

By: Alessandra

Alessandra — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:51:13 +0000

I could never be someone else’s office assistant, I would get sassy.

Do research – been there, done that the number game bores me to death
Work in a clothing store – can’t deal with the condescension or stupidity of the average customer.
Full time stay at home parent – my hat is off to you ladies and gents, I think I would go nuts.
Telemarketer – I could not stand disrupting pp’s lives and then I would have to be rude back when they could not simply hang up or show a modicum of human decency.

I love the point about being a librarian – nice to know I am not the only one who has to go through her alphabet, plus I hate alphabetizing things.

By: Jen

Jen — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:33:02 +0000

he he he.

some of my definitely not’s:

accountant [numbers, money. enough said]

seamstress [which really breaks my heart. If I could measure, cut, or sew straight I would LOVE to make our clothes...I dream about them]

secretary, one that answers phones [I am not nice enough, or patient enough]

school nurse [I would pass out with every case]

By: emilie

emilie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:35:05 +0000

Ooh…this is good. Ok, from experience I can say that I can not ever do anything, ever again, with teenage girls- I spent a season and a half coaching a dance/flag corp for a marching band a few years ago and remembered exactly why I left high school running in the other direction. Little ones are fine…but high school is out, out, out.

By: Ashley O

Ashley O — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:41:07 +0000

All I can say is that you HULarious. You’ve got me cracking up over here- and that’s saying something- it’s only 8am and already I’m covered in wet cheerios and brown smooshed bananas!!