Overheard in our living room the other night…

“You know honey, it really ruins the moment when you burp in my hair.”

Overheard at school yesterday…

Why the University of Akron is the most ghetto school around:

“My brother had a ‘78 Cougar. That bitch was tight.”

I wish I had…

Smell-o-vision for the Internet so I could share my new gingerbread incense with everybody today.

It makes me happy when…

I waste the whole afternoon watching A&E’s Pride and Prejudice.

Big day

Today will be the THIRD day in a row I have showered + brushed my teeth.

It makes me happy when…

Hubby and I camp out in the living room, sleeping in our brand new tent.

You asked?

Working on my professional writing portfolio.

Hope to resurface soon, with all my brains intact.

It makes me happy when…

Hubby takes a work-at-home-day and we sit side-by-side on the couch and snuggle-work.

[hyphen-happy-post]

It makes me happy when…

THE MOVING IS OVER!

Your thoughts?

Jacob and I cannot possibly bring a child into the world until we agree if it’s pronounced

COUPON (KOOPON)

or

COUPON (KYOOPON)

Best line from a movie ever. Also the subtitle for my autobiography…

“I like words and letters, but I’m not crazy about complete sentences.”

-June, from The Player

It makes me happy when…

I see an old man sitting the steps of a church, feeding the birds.

It makes me happy when…

My 3-year-old ballet student says,

“Miss Leanne, I have special princess powers – and so does my DAD!”

It makes me happy when…

My husband sends me Shakespeare on his lunch break.

I think…

Sickness is coming. Resistance is futile.

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