“You know honey, it really ruins the moment when you burp in my hair.”
“You know honey, it really ruins the moment when you burp in my hair.”
Why the University of Akron is the most ghetto school around:
“My brother had a ‘78 Cougar. That bitch was tight.”
Smell-o-vision for the Internet so I could share my new gingerbread incense with everybody today.
I waste the whole afternoon watching A&E’s Pride and Prejudice.
Today will be the THIRD day in a row I have showered + brushed my teeth.
Hubby and I camp out in the living room, sleeping in our brand new tent.
Working on my professional writing portfolio.
Hope to resurface soon, with all my brains intact.
Hubby takes a work-at-home-day and we sit side-by-side on the couch and snuggle-work.
[hyphen-happy-post]
THE MOVING IS OVER!
Jacob and I cannot possibly bring a child into the world until we agree if it’s pronounced
COUPON (KOOPON)
or
COUPON (KYOOPON)
“I like words and letters, but I’m not crazy about complete sentences.”
-June, from The Player
I see an old man sitting the steps of a church, feeding the birds.
My 3-year-old ballet student says,
“Miss Leanne, I have special princess powers – and so does my DAD!”
My husband sends me Shakespeare on his lunch break.